{"product_id":"pundamentalist","title":"Pundamentalist","description":"\u003cdiv itemscope=\"\" itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/Book\" itemid=\"9781472277459\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"book-info-tabs ws-tabs span12\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tabs-content-container clearfix\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tab-content content-text tab-content-synopsis active\" data-tab=\"synopsis\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"two-columns\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\" id=\"scope_book_description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e'For a collection of good old-fashioned gags, it's one of the best out there, a rich buffet of inventive wordplay that's best savoured a little at a time to fully appreciate the joy of these perfectly-constructed morsels. For original, hilarious gags you'll want to share, this is the real deal.' - Chortle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e'A rollicking joyride. . .\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003ePundamentalist\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003ehas puns for the whole family: rude ones, daft ones, deft ones, stinkers and absolute belters.' - British Comedy Guide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the likes of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGarden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eWe can't even afford a garden, so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they've been breaking camels' backs for years.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGenius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSad news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his like again.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMy mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said 'I've seen her type before'.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eToday someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard, so I took that as a condiment.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMy French pen friend just said 'Le Monde', which means the world to me.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eCan anyone tell me what FOMO stands for? Everyone else seems to know.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eActors have got Equity, Magicians have got the Magic Circle, but it's a shame ventriloquists don't have anyone to speak for them.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eDoes anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes? It's a bit of a grey area.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd make sure you look out for Gary's next book, about Stockholm Syndrome: it starts off badly but by the end you'll really enjoy it . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-testid=\"publisher-information\" class=\"pdp-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePublisher: \u003cspan itemprop=\"publisher\"\u003eHeadline Publishing Group\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eISBN: \u003cspan itemprop=\"isbn\"\u003e9781472277459\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNumber of pages: \u003cspan itemprop=\"numberOfPages\"\u003e224\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: \u003cspan itemprop=\"height\"\u003e196\u003c\/span\u003e x \u003cspan itemprop=\"width\"\u003e128\u003c\/span\u003e x \u003cspan itemprop=\"depth\"\u003e24\u003c\/span\u003e mm\u003cbr\u003eWeight: \u003cspan itemprop=\"weight\"\u003e165 g\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLanguage: \u003cspan itemprop=\"inLanguage\"\u003eEnglish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pdp-media-reviews\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"book-recommends mobile-section span12\" name=\"recommends\" data-nosnippet=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"heading-fg\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Hachette","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56288134103420,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2428\/5821\/files\/Screenshot2026-01-27114403.png?v=1769514250","url":"https:\/\/shop.birminghammuseums.org.uk\/products\/pundamentalist","provider":"Birmingham Museums Trust","version":"1.0","type":"link"}