{"product_id":"take-a-ticket-dad-jokes-200-tear-off-laughs","title":"Take-a-Ticket: Dad Jokes - 200 Tear-Off Laughs","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container__content u-separator-right\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"post-text\"\u003e\n\u003csection\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sidebar-box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\" class=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA new concept in dad humour: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJokes include: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the USA is so great, why did they make the USB? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow do you organize a party in space? You planet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\nDAD JOKES ON DEMAND: Welcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSPREAD SMILES: This small package is jam-packed with knee-slappers, one-liners, and wacky wisecracks. Toss a ticket in a packed lunch, birthday card, or care package to spread the silliness around!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMAKE THE TIME FLY: Perfect for road trips or rainy days, this little box of jokes will have the whole family in stitches. Grab one before the next family vacation-you can pull a ticket anytime you hear, \"Are we there yet?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGOOD THINGS IN SMALL PACKAGE: Giftable and portable hexagon-shaped box includes 200 perforated tickets, each printed with a joke, pun, or ha-ha only a dad would come up with. Pair with a funny tie, silly socks, or Groucho Marx glasses to create the ultimate dad present. Perfect for:\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFather's Day, birthday, or any dad-tastic occasion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClass clowns and pun lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParents and grandparents who want to amuse or embarrass their offspring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids who want to amuse or embarrass their parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoad trippers, campers, and anyone looking to pass the time with a group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePublisher: Chronicle Books\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImprint: Chronicle Books\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePublication Date: 13 Mar 2025\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFormat: Tear off Tickets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLanguage: English\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNumber of Pages: 200\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWeight: 64g\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: Height: 92mm Width: 101mm Spine Width: 40mm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eISBN: \u003cspan\u003e9781797225753\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Macmillan","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56289037615484,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2428\/5821\/files\/Screenshot2026-01-27133010.png?v=1769520654","url":"https:\/\/shop.birminghammuseums.org.uk\/products\/take-a-ticket-dad-jokes-200-tear-off-laughs","provider":"Birmingham Museums Trust","version":"1.0","type":"link"}