{"product_id":"the-biggest-ever-tim-vine-joke-book","title":"The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe hilarious joke book from the Punslinger, Tim Vine, the undisputed king of the one-liner.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eI'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eI saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBlack holes. I don't know what people see in them.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSo I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eVelcro. What a rip-off.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBlack Beauty. He's a dark horse.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eI've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"BookDetails_list___Grhy\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImprint: Century\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ctime datetime=\"2010-09-30\"\u003ePublished: 30\/09\/2010\u003c\/time\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISBN: 9781846058271\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLength: 320 pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 216mm x 24mm x 136mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 318g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"TBS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56289107345788,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2428\/5821\/files\/Screenshot2026-01-27134857.png?v=1769521737","url":"https:\/\/shop.birminghammuseums.org.uk\/products\/the-biggest-ever-tim-vine-joke-book","provider":"Birmingham Museums Trust","version":"1.0","type":"link"}